Jushan

Big boi jushy

Big bum small tottie

But it's ok

Look the Big bum jushan

kicking the shoe home

to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.

"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."

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D.H.PIFs

Acronym for Desperately Hip Psuedo Intellectual Frames.
any of the multitudes of ubiquitous stylized rectangular (usually plastic) eye glass frames worn in an pathetic attempt to give the impression of sophistication, intelligence and/or "cool"

"Wow, K! Nice D.H.PIFs ! you am must be wicked smat' and pop-lur nowzya wearing those.!
' (snort)

Telethapee

Precognition regarding urination; a premonition that someone near you will have to pee soon.

Ross suddenly stopped talking mid sentence, and started closing his eyes - "You have to pee, don't you," he said, showing off his newfound telethapee.