NBJ

Nigger Boy John

Term first given by Martin Luther King, Jr. in his work "Letter From a Birmingham Jail"
King explains that in his time, blacks were often called "Nigger" as their first name, "Boy" as their middle name, and "John" as their last name. Hence, NBJ.

Brasil: Hey, there goes a black kid with the name John. He fits perfectly for the term NBJ.
ArmoHater: You're right! Hey, NBJ! NBJ!
John: *runs away crying like un brazo*

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SP

Sex Party

The #1 answer to all the questions.

John: Hey, what did we do in class yesterday?
Brasil: SP.
John: Bitch! Don't lie to me!

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Un Brazo

One of the mythical beasts of xcountry/track.

He was known for his unique running form, where he would run with one arm swinging regularly and the other arm dangling as he ran. Thus, the name Un Brazo was born.
He was also known for his very slow pace. He was often the last person to finish a race and would get outrageous times, like 30 minutes on a 3-mile race.
No one knows his real name. He just mysteriously appeared in one xcountry season and disappeared during track season, leaving behind the great impact that he had in our lives.

This is the Legend of the Un Brazo.

Brasil: Dude, do you remember Un Brazo? That nigga was so slow I could beat him running on my arms.
ArmoHater: OMG, Un Brazo! I just wanna get his head and beat him with the locker door!
John: You need to calm down.
ArmoHater: No regrets!
Brasil: Haters Club!
John: Wow, I don't know you guys anymore.
Brasil: Kudo and Guam, you guys can't join.
ArmoHater: Yeah, you guys gotta become more like haters.

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Guam

An island in the Western Pacific Ocean.

But more commonly known as "The World's Dumpster."

Guam: Back in Guam, I-
Brasil: Back in the Dumpster. Continue.
Guam: No, fuck you! So back in Gua-
Dusty: Look, there is a dumpster right there. Reminds you of the good times huh? Yeah, good times.
NBJ: I remember the good times I had in the cotton fields.
MassaKim: Shut up negro! Who gave you permission to talk? It's the whip for you.
Guam: Fuck you guys...

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God

You can't see him because he is not there.

Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!

Atheists: 1
Believers: 0

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Fernando

v. to puke; to throw up.
A Fernando can be often caused by exercising after eating.

Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch.
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.

*After one lap in the track*

Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!

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