TBD Muscle

As in "To Be Determined". The excess fat, chunkyness, fluffyness, or plumpness on a person's body. Typically located in the midsection area of the human body blocking the abs.

Matt: Dude, you really need to start exercising.
Ricky: Yeah, I guess it's time to start figuring out what I'm gonna do with all this TBD muscle.

Fussy Britches

Someone who is trying to hurry or speed something up.

Mike: When are we going to go? We're gonna be late. If we're late, i'll cry....i swear...LET'S GO!!!
Christian: Easy fussy britches...they're open 24 hours. You'll get your happy meal.

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iPod Brain

What someone has when they are able to know a song's lyrics instantly upon hearing it play, regardless of how old or unpopular it may be.

Friend: Oh snap, i know this song!!!
Friend: Dude, turn off your iPod Brain. You shouldn't know lyrics to this song.

Hormelito

A burrito made with Hormel chilli instead of beans.

Sorry buddy...no beans. Want a Hormelito?

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Mind Rewind

When you can remember parts of a movie, show, video, or song long after seeing or hearing it.

I don't have to watch that again, i got that on mind rewind

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Moroses

A disease that is plaguing this great nation. It is when guys think their team is better than it could ever be. They suffer from a case of the Moroses. Half moron, half medical word. Moroses.

Dylan was suffering from a severe case of the moroses today. His Giants lost to the Saints yesterday and he's still bragging.

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