portugal

portugal..often forgotten, but LADIES, you will find the BEST MEN in Portugal- charming, friendly, and seductive. Surely the only men who havent forgotten what "romance" was all about.
Besides that...portugal is the most chilled laid back country in Europe, explaining why its fall behind economically...
it has the friendliest people in all of Europe
Is a country definately worth visiting and falling in love with

Portuguese men have broken my heart one too many times...but I still love them.
But portuguese is a funny and wierd language

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portugal

best import/export/produce is GORGEOUS MEN! Especially the islands like Madeira+Porto Santo. Its paradise visually for us ladies!!!!

When I visited Portugal, it was the first time I wanted to do multiple dating

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marto

One who likes to fantasise over female executives at a senior level, e.g. Managing Director of London based PR firms

Although not that much to look at, he could not help feeling a marto when she talked about her obsession with balding account directors

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Sex

A verbal exercise involving the pronounciation of OOOUUHHS and AAAAHHHS and YESSSSS and

oooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaah yesssssssssss

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Snoop D.O.G.G

Likes to show us he can spell his name "S.N.double O.P D.O.double G"
adds "izzle" to the end of every word.

Hey look guys! I know how to spell: S.N.double O.G D.O.double G! Now lets get blown!

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Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.

Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.

outkast

the best duo since prehistorical times. I dont categorize them into rap, hip hop, pop or whatever...they have their own category that only they belong to. I dunno where they get their funky tunes and random lyrics from- but dem sure have TALENT (something that dont exist no more)

Aint nobody dope as me, I feel so fresh so clean...I love when you stare at me, I feel so fresh so clean clean...

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