Ipswich

Boring town in Suffolk, England where I happen to live.

Whenever I step out my front door (about once a week), I see Ipswich everywhere!

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bananananana

What you type when the 'n' and 'a' keys get stuck while typing 'banana'

One day, I was eating a bananananana . . . Dumb computer!

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Langolier

A large ball of teeth that works with its buddies to eat the world of yesterday to make room for today. They are also rumoured to eat lazy little boys.

From the Steven King film 'The Langoliers'

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googolplex

The number of calories in a Big Mac.

I just ate a Big Mac and now my stomach is a theoretical impossibility. I'm gonna go take a dump . . . It's gonna take some plumber to unclog that!

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