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joder

The original word for fuck in spanish. There are also other uses of fuck in spanish including chingar, follar, coger, and carajo.

"How the joder am I suppose to use this in a sentence?"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

49πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


pajaculating

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while youҀ™re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Swearing police

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.

kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you canҀ™t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well IҀ™m an adult and I can say whatever I want.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ho ho ho

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Trees

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž