A way of referring to a friend or acquaintance.
Jeff - Alright geeze?
Ed - Yes fine thanks.
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Used as a band name by one of the greatest bands ever to grace the south of england.
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A complete twat. Stupid person.
Mark - Mate, you are a cock rocket
Dave - Yes, yes I guess I am...
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Another word for male ejaculate.
Derived from the shape and colour of the cartoon character in the late 70's cartoon series of the same name.
When I pulled that condom off I shot a few reams of shmoo across your cat - sorry, I'll get a cloth.
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Stands for Bloody Love You Dun I
You got me a beer?!, Blud innit geeze.
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Another word for male ejaculate.
I appear to have expelled several reams of gip across your leg. Sorry, I'll get some tissue.
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To request that a person sit down and have a good contemplative think about what they are doing/about to do/have done.
Short for "Have a word with your self"
Mate, she has a face like a rancid clunge. Wordwiv.
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