Sjur

Sjur is an exottic way of defining people who have lived all their life in a backwater farm community, and against all odds has grown intellectual sides (mostly in academical fields ((i.e math))).

Although having remarkable feats in the intellectual side, they often lack the social properties. And thus this can be used as both an insult or a compliment.

Aye, so I be sittin' 'round me table wi' all ye lil' berks'n'twas thinkin' tae meself, "Boy! This 'ere lad be /so/ Sjur!" An' than I 'offed 'im wi' me chivs.

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Sandnes

Sandnes is a medium-sized city (after norwegian standard) in south-west of Norway. The city lies in a fjord and got mountains, flats, houses etc. on the right and the city itself on the left (the viewpoint is facing north).

Sandnes is a great destination for tourists because of the location, attractions and shopping centres.
From Sandnes you can travel directly to the famous Lysefjorden with car, boat, bicycle and on foot.

"How do you pronounce your city's name? Is it sadness?"

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morningbread

Waking up with a boner.

Jan always wakes up with a morningbread.

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roflmaoaicscismp

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants

Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!

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