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A classic Buffalo Bills beat down of the Dallas Cowboys.
When Maren heard the Buffalo Bills dominated the Dallas Cowboys 31-10, she excitedly texted Lui to the Florida Four! What a game!
An immigrant that does not like Christmas.
I didnât l know my niece married an Irishman who was an immagrinch until we started decorating for Christmas and he grumbled all night long.
A cannoli made by someone who is not Italian.
My wife makes a delicious cannoli and over the years, I have found out that everyone else can only make a crapannoli.
A cannoli made by someone who is not Italian.
My wife makes a delicious cannoli and over the years, I have found out that everyone else can only make a crapannoli.
The overwhelming feeling of happiness when someone just surprised you by depositing money in your Venmo account just because they are your friend.
I got so venmotional when Dad sent me $100 ti just go out and have some fun with my friends.
When I was out with my friends, I checked my Venmo account and saw that Dad sent me $100 and said go have some fun with your friends, what I felt could only be described as venmotional.
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This is short for a Company's Holiday Policy used to extend time off after (or before) an official Holiday.
Our Company Holicy is to give the day after Thanksgiving off to give our employees the opportunity to shop on Black Friday.
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When you record a par in golf using a mulligan.
Tom recorded a par after using a mulligan while on a Florida trip with his buddies - another mullipar on the scorecard!