Titanic Date

When you think your 1st date is actually going somewhere, but all you do is break the ice & then sink.

My blind date was going really well. We were hitting it off great, but then I said something stupid & she'll never call again. Turns out it was just a Titanic Date.

Democracy Sex

According to President Barrack Obama, democracy is "noisy & messy."

When Michelle Obama is looking for some noisy & messy sex, she will ask Barrack, "Hey honey, do you want to have some Democracy Sex?"

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