asda

A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising

person one: Im going Asda
person two: Asda price chingching *taps back pocket*

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Jonker

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

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