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fomotarded

One who is so stricken by the fear of missing out that he/she stops, paralyzed by the mere thought of falling behind the cool kids. This behavior is such a severe form of FOMO that they start forgetting simple things they used to excel at prior to being stricken by "fomotardation."

Dennis: "Why did JP kick me from his server?" Ron: "JP kicks anyone out of his server who don't talk in his server. And, you never talk in his server." Dennis: "But IDK I need to be in that server. Why he doing that to me?" Ron: "IDK, you really don't have to be in there, you are fomotarded because you act like you can't live without being in that server, too bad ."

by JewishLightning October 9, 2022


Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.

The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.

by JewishLightning January 6, 2025


Dicrection

A male form of erection.

Embarrassed, Joe left class hunched over because he had a dicrection.

by JewishLightning September 5, 2018


Dicrection

The masculine form of erection.

Embarrassed, Joe left class hunched over because he had a dicrection.

by JewishLightning September 5, 2018