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Flopcicle

A sex act where the male helicopters his genitals after sex, while the female shoots his dick and nuts with a C02 fire extinguisher until empty. The resulting frozen member is then used as a dildo.

Andrew: "I need to go to the hospital."
Clyde: "Why?"
Andrew: "I tried to make a flopcicle and it broke off she wouldn't give it back , I had to call the police to get her to drop it."
Clyde: "God Andrew I barely even know you."

by Jizzintheshizz April 3, 2019