A melted ice block.
1: Are you gonna eat that?
2: Nah man, it's a flopcicle now
A sex act where the male helicopters his genitals after sex, while the female shoots his dick and nuts with a C02 fire extinguisher until empty. The resulting frozen member is then used as a dildo.
Andrew: "I need to go to the hospital."
Clyde: "Why?"
Andrew: "I tried to make a flopcicle and it broke off she wouldn't give it back , I had to call the police to get her to drop it."
Clyde: "God Andrew I barely even know you."