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Religion centering around a grandfather’s ashes. Practitioners of Dennisism have fairly regular sermons every Wednesday, followed by service every other Saturday. The major peculiarity of this religion however must lie in its 10 commandments. It involves not being a goon, not stealing toes, and periodt. Instead of prayers a shake of the dice up high and muttering of “Oh word” signifies proper worshipping. Overall, practitioners of Dennisism can be described as quirky, humorous people who are deeply devoted to this cult-like religion.
Yo, did you know Missouri is the founding place of Dennisism? *shakes dice up high* “Oh word.”
A dennise is with out a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends. If you have a dennise as a friend, keep her, because losing her would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Dennise's are the most amazing, fantastic, funny, and passionate girls ever. They are the best possible friend that you could ever ask for. Always willing to help you no matter what. If you are in need of anything, dennise is the one to call. No matter what. They tend to be very shy, just take time to talk to her and get to know her you are guaranteed to love this rare beauty. Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful big eyes, and shiny brown hair. She is the best girlfriend a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth. She is always give, never take. She is not one to take advantage of you, although she is often taken for advantage. She is not the most outgoing person and guys tend to get bored of her after just a little while. They dont give her a chance. Worst mistake ever. She is a Goddess in human form. Absolutely perfect in every way. If you find a dennise, latch on for dear life. She is a life-long friend. Never let her go. Love her till the end. She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises. Usually they are very passionate about animals and nature as well.
I can't live without my Dennise.
To have a Dennise is to live happy.
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the infinite beauty both inside and out . Dennise is someone you can always count on and even though she may have her flaws her triumphs are unbelievable . You always want Dennise on your side . Dennise is down for anything, All Day Every Day .
Man, they are lucky . I wish I had a Dennise .
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when someone holds the joint way to long and wastes weed for a stupid reason ex. a shit story, bitch lungs or they're just plain stupid
pronounced: dennis-ing
fucking dennis keeps dennising the joint with random stories
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Verb: the act of giving a girl sexual pleasure beyond belief
Dennising is a great time
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an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.
John: Br, br, breathable dennises
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said