crackhead stare

The look of crackheads after they have just gotten their "fix." Usually accompanied with red lips. And they mumble a lot.

Crackhead: "Humm, mumm,hmmm... you got...some change?"

Me: "Stop giving me the crackhead stare!!" (Punches crackhead's teeth out)

Crackhead: "Bluuhhh, huuuhhh....I'll sell you these teeth..."

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redneck riviera

The Mississippi and Alabama Gulf Coast that includes Biloxi, Gulf Shores, and Gulfport. The water tends to look like raw sewage and the air smells like sweaty tampons. The beaches are usually littered with broken beer bottles and old condoms. Fine dining along the beach consists of... a Waffle House.

Tyrone: "Where da hell you going in those confederate flag swimming trunks, T-Bob?!?"

T-Bob: "I reckon I'm going to Biloxi beach."

Tyrone: "That ain't no beach, you dumb cracka! That's just the redneck riviera!!!"

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ghetto abortion

Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.

Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."

Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"

Keisha: "Where that is?"

(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)

Terell: "Aww, snap

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earl

The urban New Orleans way of saying oil

B-Loc: "Picture my car breaking down, my nigga!!!"

Lil Feces: "You probably need some earl up in yo shit, yea"

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Hobo Chili

Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.

Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.

Crazy Homeless man: "A dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? Oh, it's Hobo Chili time!"

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cracklin

- Fried pork fat. Popular in the South.

- Tiny white people.

Keisha: "MMMmmm, I love me some cracklings!!" Chomp, Chomp.

Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"

Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"

Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"

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Cappuccino

Overpriced espresso beverage that usually has some artificial flavoring to take away the coffee taste. Be wary of loads of foam that tops it, or someone may think you've been giving BJs.

Chris:" What's in the Starbucks cup? Cappuccino?"

Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"

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