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Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

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Spurve

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

by Kaneisabottler March 16, 2021

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LeChina

Just a gay ass woman from Akron 🀴🏿

I called LeBron James yesterday but it went straight to voicemail... very odd... because whenever I call MJ it usually has 6 rings to it. And he always comes up clutch answering my calls. Must be bc LeMickey has 0 real rings! As calculated, LeChina let us down again!

by Kaneisabottler March 7, 2022

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Spurm

Describes the sperm that is specifically swallowed by Tottenham Hotspur fans

Harry Kane swallows spurm.

by Kaneisabottler June 9, 2021


Bergwank

A nickname for Tottenham player Bergwijn which calls attention to his poor footballing ability as well as how he spent the majority of his season.

When is Bergwank going to do something notable on the pitch?

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021


mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 30, 2021

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Nomnombelly

A nickname for Tottenham Hotspur midefield, Ndombele, used to desribe his large weight and his subsequent lack in footballing ability.

Nomnombelly is a horrible player, transfer him to Inter where he belongs.

by Kaneisabottler June 9, 2021

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