Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.

"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."

Venky

noun

1. Informal. A moron, a hugely incompetent person or group of persons lacking in intelligence and/or lacking the necessary equipment, skills and experience esp. relating to sexual performance.

2. Sport related jargon. Someone or something of great initial promise that falls embarassingly short.

3. Business. A liar. A Seller of commodities for personal gain. A business person lacking integrity.

Leanne: I pulled a Venky last night - smallest penis i've ever seen.

Jerome: I can't wait to Venky my new client's company. I'm going to run it into the ground and use the proceeds to buy another new villa.

John: You seen the new star wars films?
Mike: Yeah, proper venkys they turned out to be.

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