coconads

an extremely large set of balls. A portmanteau of the word coconuts and gonads.

Heavens above Felix. That gentleman has a small todger but look at the girth of his coconads.

Greened it

Greened it (verb phrase)- based on the goal keeping howler of English goal keeper Robert Green in the World Cup against the USA, which led to a dismal draw.

I was giving a Powerpoint Presentation at the AGM when I greened it and got booed off.

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go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.

Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.