skulleton

A skull, or a skeleton. You choose.

Forensics Detective: "Hey, would you hand me that skulleton?"
Assistant: "What, just the skull, or the whole skeleton?
Forensics Detective: "Either one. You choose."

unwanted spam

As opposed to wanted spam, unwanted spam is spam that is unwanted.

"Get your unwanted spam out of here! This place is for wanted spam only!"

bombicide

The unlawful murdering of a bomb.

Did you see what happened to that bomb?
Yeah, someone murdered it. It was a bombicide.

scareplane

A term used by paranormal investigators to describe a haunted aircraft.

Baby: "Waba maba"
Paranormal Investigator: "Yo baby I gotta go investigate the scareplane because I'm a paranormal investigator. There's lettuce and meat loaf in the fridge, call me if you need anything." *leaves*

JEA

(pronounced jay-ee-ay-ah)

This word is annoying and doesn't mean anything.

Tom: "JEA."
Percy "Hairybaskets" McNeel: "Fuck off!"