scareplane

scareplane skair-pleyn

–noun

1 - A small commercial aircraft typically carrying no more than 12 passengers and having no physical barrier between the passenger compartment and the cockpit. Often piston-driven propeller planes, they are famous for being flown by pilots wearing short pants.

2 - A device used for killing Caribbean tourists, young musicians, and local politicians.

That scareplane I flew to Telluride in almost hit a goddamn mountain.

scareplane

A term used by paranormal investigators to describe a haunted aircraft.

Baby: "Waba maba"
Paranormal Investigator: "Yo baby I gotta go investigate the scareplane because I'm a paranormal investigator. There's lettuce and meat loaf in the fridge, call me if you need anything." *leaves*