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1493028

Step uno of leaving the minecraft community

mojang: what seed will you play?
me: 1493028
mojang: sorry, your'e account was banned

by Mr.CleanGuy April 30, 2021

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Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!

bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?

by Mr.CleanGuy April 18, 2021


Swearing

A group of words that can't be told to people under 13

sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021


Spongebob

A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!

nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021


Spongebob

A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!

nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021