Azoolocuism

Azoolocuism - disbelief or lack of belief that animals can talk.

Person 1: I don't think donkeys can talk.
Person 2: YOu fuCkinG AzOOlocUist!!1!!1! DoNkeYS cAN tALk!!!1!21!! 1iDNt yOU wAtcH ShREk?!?!?! ItS An uNdesPUtaBLe PrOOf tHat uR wRonG!!1!!! BuT yOuR a CLoSe miNDeD aZoOLoCusiT aND yOu WoNt acCePT iT caUsE iT cOnTRadiCts YOu'Re rELiGioN!1!1! It tAkEs MoRe faiTH tO bELieVe aZooLocUiSm tHaN tO bELieVe tHaT DonKeyS cAn TaLk!!!1!1!

classmate

Totally random person who just happened to be in the same class as you.

"It's Jo..... whatever and he's my classmate."

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orgy

Mass virus spreading event, similar to Trump rally, but instead of respiratory disease, STDs are being spread.

Person 1: I've been to that orgy, it was pretty fun.
Person 2: Dude, don't even come close to me, I don't want your HIV!

fun time

sex

I had fun time with my sister

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AND gate

AND gat - a logic gate which gives the value one if and only if all the operands are one, and otherwise has a value of zero.

I sexually identify as an AND gate and since AND gate's output is only true when all (2 or more) inputs are true, I am only turned on when there are 2 active inputs, which means that I like threesomes.

panphobia

Extreme or irrational fear or dislike of kitchenware.

Tom has panphobia, so he has to eat in the restaurant every day.

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gay

Basically a normal person

It's not gay to kiss yo homies goodnight.

No homo.

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