Dramatuse

Instead of contacting those directly, posting obtuse and cogent things on social media which gets everyone asking “What’s wrong?... happened?.... who? ....etc.

The brothers were at it again on Facebook with more cryptic and dramatuse posts. It’s like watching a soap opera

schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.

He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.

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Darthgan

Lord of the dark side of baseball. Known for bad selfies, pixilated media and getting ejected for arguing calls where he is clearly wrong.

Darthgan got tossed from game and then sat in parking lot and got inebriated.

Aye-Eeee

Term for when you forget or leave things behind like your clipboard, stop watch, cousin, etc.

Hey Mike, where’s your clipboard ?
“Aye-Eeee.... I left it in dugout and now it’s gone. Lost all my notes and Golden Corral coupon.

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Aloofing

Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ

Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.

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Monoaloofing

The act of posting single -worded obtuse and or cogent posts on Facebook usually after your favorite teams lose again.

The Giants lost again and it drove Steve into a monoaloofing rage on Facebook full of profanity.

Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.