artsy

1. Used to describe someone who likes and actively indulges in art.

2: Used to describe self: Defining ones identity by non-conformity to the standards of others. Ie: Conforming but with the illusion of integrity because ones standards are created from the notion of being "not theirs".

i.e., ones standards still depend the on opinions and choices of others.

1. "He's artsie!"

2. "I'm artsie."

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laundrification

adj. Sex in a laundry room

ie: Laundry + fornication

(obviously the creator of said word does not realize how many other words end with the pseudo-suffix "cation")

Clean up the dryer tops because this weekend, it's time for some laundrifaction.

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9h34r

'leet-speak for fear.

Read: "phear".

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GenericNoob47: Owned.

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Steven Glansberg

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

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