Welfording

When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour

Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!

Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!

The Lullaby of Broadway Effect

When somehow a simple annoying song can take you all the way through your musical theatre singing exam to LCM grade 6 or up

Paula: "Why don't we do White Cliffs of Dover! It can take you all the way to grade 6!"
Dan: "Thats just The Lullaby of Broadway Effect!"
Brook: "Yeah It Is!"