Welford

A black man from Detroit
A black man who exploits
Might seem hard but he is soft
As soft as a mother's bosom
A black man who reads
a black man who has tried weed
7 is his lucky number
7 is also the size of his "member"
skating 7 times a week
Equipped with his mighty spear
This man does not feel fear
for the just, does not need sleep

Black woman: Wow, did you meet Welford?
Black woman 2 : Yeah, He seems really sophisticated!

Welfording

When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour

Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!

Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!