Me

Not you.

“Who’s he?”

“You idiot! He’s me!”

Not Dynamite

What somebody writes on a box full of dynamite. Also what somebody might write on their door for no apparent reason.

“We need to get this box of Not Dynamite over the border! Luckily for us, this box has nothing suspicious inside it!”

Dementia

What you might die from. But don’t worry about it. You’ll forget eventually.

“Oh no. He has dementia. Poor dude.”

“Who’s dementia?”

Manager

The poor person who just wanted to have a good life but instead got confronted by 100000 Karens.

“MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?!?!”

Bananananananananananananana

The beginning of “Here Comes The Hotstepper” by Ini Kamoze.

“Bananananananananananananana” -Ini Kamoze

Not me

A person will use this term when talking about themselves. Typically used when saying who committed an undesirable action.

“Who put the lava lamp underground to make it a magma lamp? Not me!”

“Who shoved Larry into the pond and drowned him? Not me!”