Newhart

A tv show with Bob Newhart on it.
he lived in vermont with his lovers, Darrell and Darrell and Darrell. Newhart died of leg cancer.

Friend 1: Hey did you watch Newhart?

Friend 2: No, I was beating my son.

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MIT

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

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bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.

I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.

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Methuen

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methuen is a fucking shithole

Methuen is a shithole.

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silver bullet

a suppository, specifically a glycerin suppository produced by either Fleet or Dulcolax. The silver bullet is approximately two inches long and cone shaped. The constipant should insert the silver bullet in his/her rectum with the flat side out.

Rufus: I can't poop.
Rufus' Mom: Lemme get a silver bullet.
Rufus: No silver bullet!

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daysleeper

someone who works at night.

Ted Leo is a rockstar that rocks at night and is a daysleeper all day.

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smokies

plural of smokey (a smokey being an officer of the law).

Them smokies got them ears on.

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