to laugh so hard pee comes out...
That pilaf ruined another chair!
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A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes
Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck
Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
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A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf
Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy
Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.
"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."
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when something is nice or cool, like pilaf in the dining hall.
dude thatβs pilaf as hell
oh, pilaf, nice!