Pilafed

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

Pilaffing

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

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Pilaf

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

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rice pilaf

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

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Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

pilaffed

Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.

"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."

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pilaf

when something is nice or cool, like pilaf in the dining hall.

dude that’s pilaf as hell

oh, pilaf, nice!