Troat

Big double chin and very accommodating neck

Eric looks like he can put a package of footlongs down that troat

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retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ

Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella

Meddler

Messing around with your town’s eligible mothers

Eric is now divorced across town meddling with a new woman. Eric is a true meddler