Phimosis

A disease (disease sounds so freaky, call it a malfunctioning/disorder :3) in which the foreskin of the penis can't be fully retracted over the penis. - This can be cured by Betamethasone 0.05% cream ointment or by removing your maleness. (Also called: circumcition) - It looks really creepy and is probably very painful during sex. - Fred: Dude, why are you screaming? ~ Richard: I just had sex! ~ Fred: What? It hurts? ~ Richard: Stfu, I have phimosis. ~ Fred: ... Hahaha xD

Phimosis

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