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A girl obsessed with pop culture, gossip and throwing up in bathrooms after meals in an attempt to fit in, act more mature or be cooler. This is often an attempt to overcompensate for other insecurities. They are also attention whores. Teeny Boppers are usually 10-16 years of age, or are college students with the mentality of a 10-16 year old.
If they are 18+ teeny boppers, they usually have no direction in life other then âI am an aspiring actress/dancerâ while working as a hooters waitress and getting drunk on weekends. By the time they are 30, they usually have 8 out of style tattoos, 3 kids from 20 fathers, 50 extra pounds (if not more), and shoot heroin. They are often slaves to their hormones and emotions. They are incredibly friendly and fun loving one minute, then turn psycho and obsessive the next.
Last night at the club, I took home a teeny bopper chick. Dude, they are so easy but wont shut the fuck up.
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Monked
1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others
Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.
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âTramp Stampâ is a derogatory term referring to a tattoo which a women places on her lower back. It is especially popular among women born in the late 70âs, 80âs, and even early 90âs. Fair or unfair, these tattoos have a socially constructed connotation associated with them. These women are labeled as tramps, whores, or other derogatory sexually promiscuous terms. Although these are often bias generalized claims, there have been sociological studies done by the American Psychological Association, Federal Bureau of Prisons, and other demographic researchers showing strong correlative evidence associating tattoos with high risk behavior, illegal substance abuse and sexual promiscuity. These risk factors are greatest in the age range which these types of tattoos are gaining main stream popularity. Some have also jokingly stated that by 2050, the âtramp stampâ will be renamed the âgramp stampâ.
Those chicks with tramp stamps are the kinds of girls you take home to bang. Donât get into relationships with them because they are often immature gold digging sluts who sleep with everyone. Oh yeah, make sure you use a rubber because you donât want to end up with chlamydia trachoma (which 1 in 20 women have between the ages of 14-39 according to the center of disease control⦠probably much higher if they have a tramp stamp considering the scientific coloration between sluttiness and tramp stamps). Also, if they pop out a baby (which they often do), they may have issues getting epidurals through their tattoos in the lower back.
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Originally a playable race of characters in the online Video game âStarCraftâ; this term is now commonly used by the online gaming community.
To assure ones victory using overwhelming numbers.
To greatly outnumber the enemy, and swarm them.
To trivialize en encounter using mass numbers of allies rather then skill
Everyone target the boss, and zerg it.
That guild zerged us.
Those guys are a bunch of zerglings.
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A website originally intended for video sharing. Although many of their videos are entertaining (even thought most are usually extremely stupid), google video is heavily spammed by marketing clips and random offshore âwww dot some random scam site dot comâ links. These spammers claim to have made tons of money by spamming others to join their pyramid scam.
Dude! Last night at that party, you got so drunk that you took a shit in your girlfriends fish tank. You may not remember it, but we got it on tape, and put it up on google video for the world to see.
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An acronym used in online gaming meaning âOn the moveâ. It is used to let the rest of the team know they should move to a new location, or follow.
OK guys, it is time to OTM this way.
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World of WarCraft. A subscription based massive multiplayer online role playing game released by Blizzard in November 2004. It is currently the largest of its kind in the world with over five million subscribers world wide (over one million in the United States). After level 60, there is very little you can accomplish unless you schedule time to play daily. Many have fallen into the trap of playing this game, and needing to get that next piece of â1337â gear to impress ân00bsâ in Ironforge.
In order to become powerful enough to dominate everyone in PvP combat without trying, you need to collect the most powerful raiding armor sets. This usually requires large guilds composed of mostly high school and college students/dropouts or fat unemployed people in their 40âs cursing and complaining and making gay references over Ventrilo or Teamspeak. There is often a point system, and a lot of drama involved in gaining gear. These guilds are rarely managed by anyone with any real marketable management skill.
Long term exposure to this game has hazardous side effects to ones life. Before you know it, your friend base starts shrinking. Your wife/girlfriend leaves. You become bitter, and play the game even more to escape while popping down your Prozac with lukewarm Mountain Dew. You had four jobs with periods of unemployment in the past year, and you live in your parents basement while posting up generalized, uncited, bias, unproven generalized and opinionated rants on some message board bitching about how something is out of balance. The few friends you have left (who all also play WoW) at your community college (which you have been in for 6 years only to stay on your parents insurance plan) use terms like DPS in real life conversations.
Most can greatly improve their life situation by quitting the game. Itâs not so much of what the game does, but rather what it prevents you from doing while playing. Once liberated from WoW, those extra 30-120 hours a week can be put to productive use.
Yeah, Joe used to be the star quarterback. He also had a hot girlfriend, and a academic scholarship to Harvard. Now, he is in his mid 20âs still living at home always playing WoW. Almost never hear from him anymore.
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