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balljam

The smelly, pasty crud that builds up between your nutsack and your inner thigh after you haven't washed down there for a few days

Jane started to go down on Tim but when she caught a whiff of his balljam she realized she should have brought a butter knife with her to spread it on some bread.

by almondhead June 15, 2015


baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.

I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!

by almondhead June 19, 2015

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