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To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
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A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
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The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself
"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"
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Hall of Famer. Being on an internal work emailing list since the 2nd Feb 2004, and never having been asked to stop receiving emails up to 400 times a day.
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To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
'Arrgh! Melissa just hoffed me at work again and the boss now thinks i'm perverted!'
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The act of setting someone's computer background with a picture of David Hasselhoff.
I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
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The word used in text speak meaning "Hall Of Fame"
Person 1:Wow look at the HOF
Person 2: Yeah, im number 3
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