golf

1. A paid activity in which a bunch of unathletic people try to get a small white ball inside a hole.

2. The sport of loosers.
3. To act like you are important even though you have no redeeming qualities.

1. Golf is not even a sport.
2. Golf is for people who cannot run, catch, throw or jump, so they hit.
3. Jerry pulled a golf by refusing to get Mcdonalds, instead he wanted Subway.

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Mexican Jumping Beans

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

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