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Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by beauxgrass September 18, 2009

41πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Inside Talk

Vocabulary spoken amongst close friends which is virtually indiscernible to outsiders.

Me: Yea, we bailed down to catch a feed at the regular hillbob's, it was a days meal, big stewpot followed of course.

Friend: Yep.

Outsider: What?

Me: Oh, just inside talk.

by beauxgrass September 11, 2011


Strongest Swimmer

Everyone. The little sperm that penetrated the ovum is you. You were the strongest swimmer.

Matt was the strongest swimmer since he is here today, it is proof that he outswam all the other sperm in order to penetrate the ovum.

by beauxgrass September 21, 2009

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


atomicrack

The fiery defecation of atomic or other hot buffalo chicken wings which burns the butthole.

Had some atomic buffalo wings last night at wing stop, and paid the price this morning when I took a crap, was a serious case of atomicrack.

by beauxgrass July 17, 2009

49πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Alcoholiclint

A person who drives through the piney woods region in in search of bass while intoxicated.

Look at that dude driving through the woods with a cooler and fishing rods in the bed...must be an alcoholiclint.

Some guy left a bunch of beer and stinkbait at our lakehouse, then drove off leaving dually ruts in our yard, yea...it was an alcoholiclint.

by beauxgrass June 29, 2009

60πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.

by beauxgrass July 10, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fit For A Straitjacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straitjacket.

by beauxgrass September 18, 2009

43πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž