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An experience, event, or situation that is too strange or beautiful to comprehend.
Man, I walked outside this morning and there was a 400 lb woman having a seizure. She said she loved me, and that I would be alright. That shit was psychojail!
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An experience, event, or situation that is too strange or beautiful to comprehend.
Man, I walked outside this morning and there was a 400 lb woman having a seizure. She said she loved me, and that I would be alright. That shit was psychojail!
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A pretty but dumb individual. A person who makes up in cuteness what they lack in actual substance. A slightly less evil version of the valley girl.
Those daftodills sure didn't know what to do once they landed on Mars. What a bunch of daftodills.
1. The nonverbal instantaneous understanding shared by pimps. A form of pimp telepathy.
That pimp didn't even have to say anything. We just look at each other and it's pimp-truth.
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The act of spending time waiting for something that will ultimately be harmful or pointless.
1. I can't stand in line for these Spearmint Rhino fund-raiser tickets any more- we're just waiting for Ricky.
2. That guy with his hands in his pocket outside of the club is totally waiting for Ricky.
3. Waiting for rain is sometimes like waiting for RIcky.
1. Of, or pertaining to the life or teachings of Confucius.
2. An abbreviation/pet name for the Master.
3. Demonstrating or embodying actions congruent with the teachings of Confucius.
I don't know how you managed to stay in levitated full lotus after the Bulls lost in the playoffs- that was Confufu of you...
1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.
1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.