aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

nappathy

n. The feeling of intense disinterest in class lectures, the tedium of work, covid debates, or just life, that results in deep drowsiness.

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Will it never end? I am literally drowning in an overwhelming sea of nappathy.

I think you mean “figuratively.”

Ahhhhhh!!!

franzpun

n. Delightful brief play on words intended to lighten the workday.

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Have you seen the new franzpun on the OR whiteboard?

No. Kind of busy with this ruptured AAA right now.

wordodex

n. The part of the human brain responsible for storage and, more importantly, retrieval of the words learned over the course of a lifetime.

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Wordodex failures, in which the correct or perfect word (le mot juste ou parfait), which may have spent years collecting dust in the less-travelled areas of a surgeon's cerebral cortex, is badly routed and ends up dangling uselessly at the tip of his tongue, can be both annihilatory and devastative.

functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?

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muellerate

v. To completely evaluate a situation and present an undisputable analysis, which is promptly disputed.

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You think Duke has been a better team than Gonzaga over the last two decades? Fool! Let me just muellerate here for a while.

tennesseen

adj. Over with. Done. The end of a brief run of an unexpected popularity or success that may never be repeated.

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Trust me. That Weinstein Guy is done. Totally tennesseen.