Princess Fiona

Penis, Dick, etc...

Man his Princess Fiona is so big..

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pie

1. an entire pizza; a pizza pie. commonly used in new york!!!

2. as well as the dessert thing.

Haha, I just ordered 12 pies to be delivered to her house at 2am without her knowing!

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Tricked Out

getting fucked really good by the biggest pimp in hood.

"mmmmm...lemme tell a lil sumin sumin, I got tricked out by mack last night and it was AMAZING"

townies

Townies are nt scrubbas at all iv stopd bare fyts m8. we dnt lke moshas cz dey r scrubbas n fink der solid, girls r mena wear make-up not lads ya fukin puffs n lambrini n casini r mint drinkz evn do der cheap townies can twat da fukin shit owt ov meny goths n shit.
n y da fuk u callin uz slags we shag cuz we wont 2 so piss off.
rockies-£120
fred perry-£45
lacoste tacksuit-£175
tnz-£100-£150
u du da fukin maths we AINT TRAMPS!!!

dis is a townie convo
reet u sik layd,buzin las nyt ad a bit ov weed n shit
yar fuk me gt wrekd owt me ed piss funi
what is so hard 4 figa owt wat that meenz!!!

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PT

an abbrieviation used to trick one's companion or foe into admitting they are either a. not potty trained, or b. a pregnant teenager.

person1: Are you PT?
person2: ...yes?
person1: YOU'RE A PREGNANT TEENAGER!

or

person1: are you PT?
person2: HAHA i know what that is. no i'm not a preg-
person1: ewwww you're not potty trained

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The Monkees

The best classic rock group in rock history. Not to mention the cutest!

The Monkees are the best and cutest rock band in rock history!

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beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.

Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!

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