merp-a-derp

Something to say when the words merp, or derp is mentioned, mostly used by fabulous people.

Jeffery: Merp
Hillary: Derp
Both: Merp-a-Derp

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manda

A combination of a man and a panda. A man by day, and a panda by night. Usually the husband of some chick named Alison. They have been known to cook meals for their wives only wearing an apron.

John: My tail is hard.
Alison: Um, tail?
John: Yes, my tail.
Alison: What the hell...
John: Well, I am a manda.
Alison: I thought you're name was John.
John: Not Amanda, a - manda.
Alison: Be my panda bitch?
John: Certainly.

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