chukka boots

Garish colored cowboy boots that curl way UP at the toe, looking similar to elves shoes. Generally worn by Mexicans at quarterhorse races, particularly match races. Most often accompanied by a matching belt of exotic animal skin and cowboy hats that double as taco holders. Wearers are most often followed by a broodmare with a muffin-top body stuffed into too tight jeans & litter of ill-mannered children that throw their garbage on the ground next to a trash can.

Lupita: Why is that guy with the chukka boots giving me the mexican eye fuck?

Bob: I don't know. Why did you drag me to these stupid ass match races. BTW, is that gravel on your back?

13👍 24👎