Jayphen

A young male whose name is actually Stephen, but gets called Jay.
he is of the Jayphen Variety.

I am luff teh jayphen

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rarnuss

rarnuss! meaning cool. comes from rar. but only 1337 ub3r peeps get away with it. like me!

thats just plain rarnuss dude!

feel my rarnuss!...

Misty wombat

Strange Creature that lives in the northern Texas region. Often seen in bars drinking or spending money on clothes.
When a Misty wombat finds her mate she Is very nice to him and Makes sure to try and please him in any way. Misty Wombats are also known to take care of Old people when paid for it.

Dude did you see that Misty Wombat
Yeah she was hot

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Pizza

Sam Anthony..SAM IS PIZZA! SAM IS PIZZA!

Sam- hey ry whats up
Me- nothin...ur pizza

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joddrell bank

Cockney ryhming slang for Wank (Masturbate)

"Alright im of for a fuckin jodrell"

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hogans

Breasts larger than average.

She's got some hogans! or, I'd love to slap my cock between those hogans!!

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mud slap

What I do to Paul nightly.

I just mud-slapped Paul like a whore.

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