bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

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bunk up

to sleep in the same bed with someone (not just in the same room).

British usage.

Although Sam only has a single bed, he lusts to bunk up with seb every night.

When Tom met that hot piece, they hooked up, went boozing, and decided to bunk up all weekend.

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sweets

a British euphemism for testicles.

Awww you got me in the sweets and they hurt like hell!

He wanted her to tea-bag his sweets but she refused.

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