Random
Source Code
Random
A child conceived through an extra-marital affair
"Derek, your son isn't actually yours. He's an affair baby with my high school boyfriend"
*Derek has mental breakdown*
2👍 2👎
When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.
I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.
3👍 9👎
what this stupidd guy calls ourr relationshipp. asswhole
nd at this moment i have a lottt more things to worry about then a stupid little xyz affair
6👍 28👎
Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.
"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"
32👍 3👎
The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.
Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.
Social events where all attendees are expected to wear formal attire. Both males and females attending a black tie affair make efforts to comply with the dress code and choose clothing that is considered appropriate formal dress for the time of day, the season, and the nature of the event. A black tie affair is different from a semi-formal event, where there is a wider range of clothing options considered to be appropriate semi-formal attire.
I heard someone in our neighborhood was holding a black tie affair.
73👍 12👎
When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.
User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.