Amber Heard

After a fight, your girlfriend or wife defecates in your bed and then you angry fuck her until she bites your finger off.

Man, my girl and I did the Amber Heard last night. It was wild.

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Amber Heard

The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!

Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.

Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”

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Amber Heard it

You shat all over it
Having a conversation for one person to shoot it down, shit all over it.

Boy A - do you like the new Johnny Depp film?
Boy B - nah I’m not a fan. Think he’s over-rated. What about you?

Boy A - doesn’t matter now. You Amber Heard it

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Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

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Amber heard

When someone is being annoying or a major pissoff

Omg Kyle stop fighting your brother, don’t be such a amber heard!

Alfie was cracking lame jokes infront of seniors today, he was being such a amber heard.

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Amber Heard

When anything fails miserably in a stinking way be it a car or a job or a marriage or travel plans or a President Biden tall story, policy or speech.

My jeep broke down this morning and did an Amber Heard. Then my wife called me to tell me our marriage did an Amber Heard. Then my boss told me that my job did an Amber Heard.

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The Amber Heard

When you get into a heated fight with your girl and wake up the next morning to find she took a dump in the bed

Chad: Last night me and Jessica had a fight. I woke up the next morning only to find human doo-doo in the bed.

Mike: Damn she got you with The Amber Heard

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