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A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.
Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.
The act of swiping your butt crack after you have farted or taken a shit and wiping it on someone's face.
Hey, Marty, I just gave that guy a Swiss Handshake.
Having sexual intercourse using all of your partner's holes while going through Customs.
I gave my Sugar Baby a Swiss Passport the other day. It was really hot but now I'm on the Do Not Fly list.
This term comes from a bollocking cheater that screwed England out of the Euro 2004. It was because of this Portugal saw a win, but I don't think that sportsmanship played the role here.
Today is "hate the fucking swiss ref" day. Please support our campaign by adding a W behind your MSN name. Send this to as many people as possible and support England's defeat over Portugal due to a disallowed goal that the fucking Swiss Ref called. Portugal did not deserve to win, and it should be England going through to the Semi Finals, and not Portugal.
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sitting bare assed on someones head and farting leaving a spot which is the medallion
much like baltic turban but no undies
i gave jenny a swiss medallion
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Otherwise know as a exercise ball, or stability ball. Found in gyms and home gyms alike, meant to aid sit ups/press ups, but much more fun when used as a chair or for generally rolling around on, with.....
"Dave wanna 'workout' on the Swiss Ball?"
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During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not
"Bro I don't know how Lisa got pregnant, I wore a condom"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"
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