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A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.
Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.
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This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.
Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself
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A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.
Karen is a toilet paper hoarder
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An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.
Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.
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when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.
I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.
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This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.
Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.
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A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart