Trumpet

When you attempt a fart, but explode instead, splashing yourself with toilet water.

Trumpet victims self-identify online by the trumpet emoji 🎺

I just trumpeted myself while doing that Skype battle!

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trumpet

Usually played by a cocky person who thinks he is the best and that his instrument is also....even though it only has three keys and sounds like an elephant.

Trumpet Player: "Hey I'm the best and so is the trumpet."
reg. person: "uhhh dude what did u do to you're car? The only thing that still works is the horn."

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trumpets

Trumpets or toots his or hers own horn. Says it like it is. Defines his or hers own space. Is not afraid to speak out. Is not afraid to speak freely about their own beliefs or political agenda

Toots or trumpets his own horn!

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Trumpet

A polite way of saying 'cunt', from the Mr Tourette cartoon referring to the Salvation Army as 'Trumpet Cunt'

"My landlord is a proper trumpet"

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trumpet

An instrument played by the cockiest of band members. Those who play the trumpet tend to think they are the gods of the band.

That arrogant bastard is such a trumpet.

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trumpet

Played by pompousjerks who believe they are superior to their fellow band members. Very rarely played correctly and very often blasted. The only time trumpet players get any action is at band camp.

"What's this song supposed to be? I don't hear anything but noise..."
"Yeah, that band has way too many trumpets."

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trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid

Those beans have had me trumpeting all night

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